"GaryFest" & HAPPY 802nd BIRTHDAY, Father Dragon :)

Aloha,

Alongside my co-hosts, I am so happy to help kickoff the Anti-Blogfest that will forever live on as "GaryFest."

 

Using several tongues in cheeks, we've designed this event as a blog hop to honor Mr. anti-blog hop himself, our Gary at Klahanie.

 

"GaryFest" is hosted by:

 

Me; Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, Rockin’ Robyn Engel, “Life is Good” Tina and our very own GaryFest button designer, Morgan “The Morg” Shamy.

 

The one rule was *very* simple:

 

1. Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two.

 

For example, would you sign up for the Blocked up Toilet Blogfest - "where crap happens" ???

So, without further use of the loo...

(Rips open cheesy, oversized looking envelope with some nasty blue wax on one end...)

 

...Here then are my three offerings to Blog Hops I would never join.

Evah.



The Open Wound Blog Fest (where scabs tweet their followers to, "Pick me, pick me.")

The He-Ain't-Heavy, He's my Shoplifting-Brother Blog Hop (where Toys 'R' Theirs - until they get busted in the parking lot.)

The Pithy Party Blog Fest (where everyone sits around, all subdued and depressed because no one can think to say anything with substance and point.)


I am soooo looking forward to reading your entries, so THANKS for participating :)


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On a different note, I wanted to (in case you hadn't heard) remind folks and offer a belated Happy 802nd Birthday to our friend, Father Dragon.

Al was kind enough to include me as a "special guest" and I wanted to share his artist's rendition of me on an Oirish dance floor:)

Cheers, Al and all I can say is: "Mi amigo, usted es una estrella de rock" :)