tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post7744386454256946607..comments2023-10-18T05:40:06.329-04:00Comments on Mark Koopmans: Only Happens To Me: You Know You're A Parent When... (#8)Mark Koopmanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03634424953074803816noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-76070838575071196692012-05-02T01:25:34.270-04:002012-05-02T01:25:34.270-04:00Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.Jessica L. Celayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13725283349220405323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-13348181937529549142012-04-30T15:37:46.465-04:002012-04-30T15:37:46.465-04:00Dude saunters up to Red Noisy Fire Truck: You have...Dude saunters up to Red Noisy Fire Truck: You have a death wish?<br /><br />Red Noisy Fire Truck: I know where you live.<br /><br />Dude: Yeah? Well... I know where you keep your batteries.<br /><br />Red Noisy Fire Truck: You WOULDN'T!<br /><br />Dude: With Pleasure!<br /><br />Red Noisy Fire Truck: But, Dude... I give those little ankle biters much joy. <br /><br />Dude: And I give them food. What's your point?<br /><br />Red Noisy Fire Truck: Standard contract then? You hear my *Toot Toot*, I quietly disappear?<br /><br />Dude: That'll do. <br /><br />Red Noisy Fire Truck: *Sits quietly in corner, back turned and sullen, plotting Dude's demise*<br /><br />Soggy Parrot: *Feeling Wrung Out* Dude thinks he's owns the place or something, he squawks into the bathroom mirror, while using Dude's toothbrush in an unfriendly manner. I mean, when's the last time HE was drowned in the tub, the sink... *shiver*... the toilet repeatedly? <br /><br />*And then... it strikes! Brilliance, as he's mixing the Preparation H and the toothpaste*<br /><br />Soggy Parrot: He wants to write? I'll give him something to write about! He won't see it comin'. They never do. Ha Ha Ha... Ha Ha Ha Ha... Bwa Ha Ha Ha... Ha.<br /><br />~to be continued~Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02194637248895827402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-70112985787678788672012-04-30T12:44:36.515-04:002012-04-30T12:44:36.515-04:00Too true, although I've learned to love Blues ...Too true, although I've learned to love Blues Clues.<br />- Maurice Mitchell<br /><a href="http://www.thegeektwins.com" rel="nofollow">The Geek Twins</a> | <a href="http://FilmSketchr.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Film Sketchr</a><br />@thegeektwins | @mauricem1972Maurice Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15338165486757095191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-82175456588584053002012-04-28T06:14:19.545-04:002012-04-28T06:14:19.545-04:00You certainly have your hands full! I remember cha...You certainly have your hands full! I remember chasing my boys around when they were little, but I only have two! It's great that you're writing down these memories to share with them when they're older! JulieEmpty Nest Insiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10074223969046687064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-31208282574457636132012-04-27T17:55:57.752-04:002012-04-27T17:55:57.752-04:00Great post!! I am not a parent, but I do have a li...Great post!! I am not a parent, but I do have a little brother, it can be interesting some times!!! LOLrunning4himhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14592569160645052361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-69065848976389713702012-04-26T23:33:21.843-04:002012-04-26T23:33:21.843-04:00The joy of kids :)The joy of kids :)Bonnee Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01513268628209169538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-4379086581263135432012-04-26T22:31:32.780-04:002012-04-26T22:31:32.780-04:00I miss those days, my children are grown, youngest...I miss those days, my children are grown, youngest turns 19 tomorrow, enjoy these years for they grow up wayyyyy too fast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-56269505448566902272012-04-26T17:27:06.323-04:002012-04-26T17:27:06.323-04:00Those transformers are a menace. I remember breaki...Those transformers are a menace. I remember breaking one of my nephew's. I think we ended up blaming it on the dog. Poor dog.M Paxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14096697282530998519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-17174935243002102622012-04-26T16:17:05.768-04:002012-04-26T16:17:05.768-04:00Oh, man. This almost makes me want to tell stories...Oh, man. This almost makes me want to tell stories about my household. Hilarity ensues, I can promise that much. Thanks for sharing your domain! :)David P. Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259276981865439853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-2642764585611755192012-04-26T15:44:21.750-04:002012-04-26T15:44:21.750-04:00Hello, Mark! My husband and I are waiting a looooo...Hello, Mark! My husband and I are waiting a looooong time yet before we even consider children. Posts like this positively confirm our decision, LoL!! Being an aunt and godmother is enough for now. :) :)<br /><br />Have a great week and happy A to Z!!Laura S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13934230198562773803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-22263172932076261792012-04-26T11:51:07.325-04:002012-04-26T11:51:07.325-04:00Ha Ha Ha! We have a motion-sensor-activated-thing...Ha Ha Ha! We have a motion-sensor-activated-thing-Tigger that waits until the house is completely still and I'm writing away. Then it plays the last line of 12 days of Christmas followed by the LOUDEST, "Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Tiggers love Christmas. That's T, I, double G, Er, and a Christmas, too!" <br /><br />Seriously, the thing is possessed.Daisy Carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17735098333414333404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-51041113689530306022012-04-26T08:20:53.317-04:002012-04-26T08:20:53.317-04:00Too funny, Mark! Oh, to be a fly on your wall! :)Too funny, Mark! Oh, to be a fly on your wall! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-30853817862477114132012-04-25T23:53:39.756-04:002012-04-25T23:53:39.756-04:00Some stuff I could relate to here...wiping the run...Some stuff I could relate to here...wiping the runny noses, waiting really long for that snack, and finding toys in the most random of places. I wonder why hundred dollar bills don't show up randomly the way the toys do. =)Cynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00912167351889969855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-46290986467146797972012-04-25T23:28:49.618-04:002012-04-25T23:28:49.618-04:00LMAO!
Or... finally getting busters 1, 2 & 3...LMAO! <br /><br />Or... finally getting busters 1, 2 & 3 to sleep only to read hilarious blog post by Oirish, Hawaiian, making you bust a gut laughing only to wake them up again! LOL. <br /><br />Okay, they didn't wake up, but only by some sort of miracle!<br /><br />I hope the sphincter is no longer closed up, due to the scream. Holy piss, that was hilarious!Leigh Covingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16377634002477171615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-22968394864015847712012-04-25T21:38:02.493-04:002012-04-25T21:38:02.493-04:00Story of my life when my kiddo was a baby. Hilari...Story of my life when my kiddo was a baby. Hilarious post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-41545012538231462712012-04-25T20:52:54.016-04:002012-04-25T20:52:54.016-04:00That sounds totally like my life. I haven't s...That sounds totally like my life. I haven't seen "adult" tv in four years. I totally don't understand how my husband and I can be two feet apart, him working on school work, me my WIP, and the kids always come to me. And then I feel guilty when I get frustrated...<br /><br />Was happy you visited LLC today! I've missed you! Hope you're getting lots of work done :)Lara Schiffbauerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13546286607078965432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-33077015013009940842012-04-25T20:28:39.572-04:002012-04-25T20:28:39.572-04:00I remember those days, and, frankly, I don't m...I remember those days, and, frankly, I don't miss 'em. But maybe I will in 4 months when my son is off to college in Arizona.Nancy Thompsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05735642863696266005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-39548101401481470312012-04-25T18:27:03.005-04:002012-04-25T18:27:03.005-04:00And people wonder why I don't have kids...And people wonder why I don't have kids...Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-72254558252504824302012-04-25T15:20:20.614-04:002012-04-25T15:20:20.614-04:00Lol! Oh, I remember those days. Mine are beyond 13...Lol! Oh, I remember those days. Mine are beyond 13 now.<br /><br />No way, no how, will I have a TV in my bedroom. They drive me crazy, to begin with, but in my room I'd feel assaulted.<br /><br />Fortunately, hubs and I came to an agreement, early in our marriage, not to have one. We also came to an agreement about the same time, not to have stand-up comedian skits in the early morning in our bedroom with him being the comedian and me the audience. He discovered how accurate my throwing arm is and has a healthy respect for said arm. lol!<br /><br />So, you got what? A page done in your wip?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.siamckye.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Sia McKye OVER COFFEE</a>~Sia McKye~https://www.blogger.com/profile/08470562659597351033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-50348795169010652732012-04-25T13:08:12.242-04:002012-04-25T13:08:12.242-04:00So true and so funny! You had me at sphincter clos...So true and so funny! You had me at sphincter closing scream - what a great description! I hope your WIP includes lots of humor because you're really good at it. Keep up the good work, dad. As a mom of 4 (now older - 16 to 8)I can promise you it gets better :)Shiela Calderón Blankemeierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05164253791139502033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-91127213163680204512012-04-25T12:46:36.328-04:002012-04-25T12:46:36.328-04:00Did you steal this post from me??? *laughs* This. ...Did you steal this post from me??? *laughs* This. Is. So. My. Day. EVERY. Day.<br /><br />Mark, I love it. You have such a talent of bringing the humor to the screen in a way I never could. That parrot experience? I sooooo have done that. <br /><br />My fav: "Italicized words added to emphasis current level of moronic status" Ha!Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15747144518868320969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-47224573153502690332012-04-25T11:21:18.441-04:002012-04-25T11:21:18.441-04:00This is my life! LOL.This is my life! LOL.Jaycee DeLorenzohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08796587039929398655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-32279971702399304162012-04-25T11:20:01.611-04:002012-04-25T11:20:01.611-04:00Absolutely spot on! I remember all those noisy toy...Absolutely spot on! I remember all those noisy toys days and inadvertently setting them off when the kiddos were sleeping.Johanna Garthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15515478890074610814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-8105463003630134612012-04-25T11:15:37.288-04:002012-04-25T11:15:37.288-04:00I'm the one who tries to take naps and the boy...I'm the one who tries to take naps and the boys will set up all their noisy toys around the couch and then press all the buttons in an attempt to wake me up to tell me, "Hi Momma!"Cassie Maehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17706774393186819619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-12424822334330652382012-04-25T11:01:23.344-04:002012-04-25T11:01:23.344-04:00Maintaining a quiet house is impossible! Especiall...Maintaining a quiet house is impossible! Especially once you've managed to calm children and tuck them in bed :) I hope you got some good writing done and thanks for the giggle :)Hope Robersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877380868985454894noreply@blogger.com