tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post7484135763780181540..comments2023-10-18T05:40:06.329-04:00Comments on Mark Koopmans: Only Happens To Me: You Know You're a Parent When...(#11) Mark Koopmanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03634424953074803816noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-25395555605047879062012-10-03T12:22:41.064-04:002012-10-03T12:22:41.064-04:00What a super post! Too funny.What a super post! Too funny.Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-25872531357033832882012-10-03T03:05:52.144-04:002012-10-03T03:05:52.144-04:00You seem to be having fun and taking it in your st...You seem to be having fun and taking it in your stride... and the upside? There's never a dull moment!!michellehttp://writer-in-transit.co.za/insecure-writer-no-10/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-12081671477287032212012-10-02T16:06:47.617-04:002012-10-02T16:06:47.617-04:00Oh my gosh! Worst. Feeling. EVER...
Serious.
Pan...Oh my gosh! Worst. Feeling. EVER...<br /><br />Serious.<br /><br />Panic. I HATE that feeling. I'm SO glad you found him! <br /><br />Phew.<br /><br />And the other stuff? CRACKING UP... You, are so funny ;) Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15747144518868320969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-35180572502401684872012-10-02T13:49:08.839-04:002012-10-02T13:49:08.839-04:00haha! KIdslinger indeed. on a side note. I totally...haha! KIdslinger indeed. on a side note. I totally loved Stephen King's Dark Tower series.<br /><br />Nutschell<br />www.thewritingnut.comnutschellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10967710710805174781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-30495427368918987272012-10-02T11:14:31.142-04:002012-10-02T11:14:31.142-04:00I truly meant they aim and shoot the bugs with the...I truly meant they aim and shoot the bugs with their pee. No joke. Just when I thought little boys couldn't shock me anymore. Ciarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15628488753277495111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-65267538265387290552012-10-02T10:35:00.474-04:002012-10-02T10:35:00.474-04:00Cute! Many (oh, so many!) years ago my mother cal...Cute! Many (oh, so many!) years ago my mother called the police because my sister was missing. We found her sleeping on one of the dining room chairs, all curled up under the table.Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04137538450232783883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-7723928611109414242012-10-01T14:09:04.499-04:002012-10-01T14:09:04.499-04:00Oy! Here's to Papa Kidslinger. May he survive ...Oy! Here's to Papa Kidslinger. May he survive and thrive, but I think there's no doubt that he will do both.cleemckenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456109243453726483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-27178412361799040842012-10-01T08:32:28.355-04:002012-10-01T08:32:28.355-04:00My eldest went missing in a supermarket when he wa...My eldest went missing in a supermarket when he was about 2 - and I can totally recall that panicked feeling. Suddenly, when I'd almost passed out in fear, he jumped out of a rack of clothes and shouted "Boo!"Annalisa Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14943610814274794998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-1925763248732869312012-09-30T15:08:30.151-04:002012-09-30T15:08:30.151-04:00One day they'll write the ballad of the Kidsli...One day they'll write the ballad of the Kidslinger. It's gonna be epic! :)Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10680066584646789184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-14290019073414032662012-09-29T17:13:01.573-04:002012-09-29T17:13:01.573-04:00Kidslinger - LOL
This is for you. :)
http://3.bp....Kidslinger - LOL<br /><br />This is for you. :)<br />http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uFnE1wwDu9Y/T8EZ0A87uGI/AAAAAAAAEVU/DA7FSMr47Ps/s1600/mr%2Bmom.jpgMelissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08516493326566981116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-72256834605762997702012-09-29T05:43:19.656-04:002012-09-29T05:43:19.656-04:00You made me laugh! :)You made me laugh! :)Leahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11858597624646950763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-83634972712933366612012-09-29T02:13:34.097-04:002012-09-29T02:13:34.097-04:00Oh so hilarious! Yet my inside voice is whispering...Oh so hilarious! Yet my inside voice is whispering, no kids anytime soon to me. Yeah, I'll wait. But I love the post and kids are great and messy at the same time.Sheena-kay Grahamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17712661419116636671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-51271168276775001852012-09-29T00:53:05.687-04:002012-09-29T00:53:05.687-04:00Oh now THAT'S funny!
I am definitely not a pa...Oh now THAT'S funny!<br /><br />I am definitely not a parent. I have many many years to go! So for now, I'll just laugh at your stories until they become MY stories :PSamantha Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09370961661054617338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-45042316110777144202012-09-28T21:25:45.478-04:002012-09-28T21:25:45.478-04:00Hi, Mark!
I totally saw that *on the toilet* comi...Hi, Mark!<br /><br />I totally saw that *on the toilet* coming -- and I have GIRLS!! I cannot describe in public what my first child did in a McDonald's play ball pit. But I will always feel as if I owe a debt to society because of it.<br /><br />And thank heavens for the mom who put two and two together and located your son. (I totally would've been checking my blog on my phone too.)<br /><br />Hang in there and enjoy. Before you know it, you'll have a 15 year old who nearly causes you to drive off the road asking, "Mom, is pre-marital sex frowned on by society?"Dianne K. Salernihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16459839567235304842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-67067215874436986322012-09-28T19:23:19.557-04:002012-09-28T19:23:19.557-04:00Hah! Thanks for the laugh, Mark. :)Hah! Thanks for the laugh, Mark. :)Carrie Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01540590799406170410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-37599458284598851742012-09-28T17:10:18.380-04:002012-09-28T17:10:18.380-04:00So glad your panic turned out to be unfounded. Tha...So glad your panic turned out to be unfounded. That's just an awful feeling.M Paxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14096697282530998519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-58955443582334036782012-09-28T17:07:45.777-04:002012-09-28T17:07:45.777-04:00"I may have said a stronger word.." LOL...."I may have said a stronger word.." LOL. You are the Kidslinger. No doubt.Brindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09809660700359597836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-37250564294553328102012-09-28T14:43:09.157-04:002012-09-28T14:43:09.157-04:00Aww such cute stories and ones ANY of us parents c...Aww such cute stories and ones ANY of us parents can surely relate to. Have a fun weekend with the kids.Suzanne Furnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00908200156114453054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-34474132721676105112012-09-28T14:33:17.097-04:002012-09-28T14:33:17.097-04:00haha...LOVE this. And, it's always nice to mee...haha...LOVE this. And, it's always nice to meet a fellow gunslinger fan. My son is sixteen and has pics from the Gunslinger graphic novels all over his walls. He was introduced to Roland by me of course. :)<br /><br />And isn't it awful when they disappear? Last night I was out with my two year old grandson (I'm only 43, so whenever I tell someone online i have a grandson I feel like they're going to be picturing me with grey hair, granny glasses and some knitting needles) I HAVE NONE OF THESE THINGS. Well. Okay. Maybe a grey hair or two, but they are nicely covered up with hair dye. ;)<br /><br />Anyway, my little grandson Jace tried to bolt for the door in the two seconds I took my eyes off him to pay for his cookies. I caught him before he made it outside, but it was still scary to look down and not see him standing where he'd been ONE second before. He ran as fast as his little fat legs would carry him the second I had my attention on something else.<br /><br />He's a handful and a half. I don't remember my kids being as tough as him and I raised four. Maybe I AM getting old. hahaTamarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070551912944266954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-48613822913668995232012-09-28T12:41:37.340-04:002012-09-28T12:41:37.340-04:00I never pictured you with Roland's disposition...I never pictured you with Roland's disposition, but maybe if I squint ... :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00273059558675234923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-52881110154614588572012-09-28T12:14:48.242-04:002012-09-28T12:14:48.242-04:00Oh, man. I've missed these. Hilarious and comp...Oh, man. I've missed these. Hilarious and completely true, dude. :)David P. Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259276981865439853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-60158125926309306462012-09-28T11:28:34.629-04:002012-09-28T11:28:34.629-04:00Sometimes when my son and dil trust me to watch th...Sometimes when my son and dil trust me to watch their 2 boys I lose one of them.<br /><br />I hate when that happens. <br /><br />When I find him he is sworn to secrecy to not tell on grandpa Joe.<br /><br />Can toddlers keep a secret?joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-57078516766824696362012-09-28T11:04:54.763-04:002012-09-28T11:04:54.763-04:00I miss kidslinger, dino-sawer days. They do still ...I miss kidslinger, dino-sawer days. They do still occasionally pee 'on' the toilet. Elizabeth Seckmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00045076826326574984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-58617763196100193542012-09-28T10:02:17.908-04:002012-09-28T10:02:17.908-04:00"Kidslinger" too funny! But man, I hate ..."Kidslinger" too funny! But man, I hate that cold rush of panic that sweeps over when something happens (or you think that something may have happened)to the kids. I think getting a tent would be ok, it's the dinosaurs I worry about... :P<br /><br />Elise Fallsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14734537117333738468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347493753441352036.post-50017117750658096622012-09-28T09:42:33.011-04:002012-09-28T09:42:33.011-04:00I can't kidsling anymore. My two yr old is way...I can't kidsling anymore. My two yr old is way too heavy. She may look small but she's solid! So we piggyback wherever we go. And the best place to stash my her diapers... bra. Where else?!Danihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11026644605799767199noreply@blogger.com